The priest in a village that was being heavily flooded told his parishoners, “Don’t move. God will not let us die.”
All the people left the village, but the priest said the same thing.
Eventually he had to get on the roof of his church when a helicopter and two lifeboats came out, but he still refused to leave. So he died and went to heaven.
In heaven he said to God, “Father, why didn’t you save me?”
“I sent you two lifeboats and a helicopter,” was the reply. “What more did you want?”