Just for laughs

A Lawyer who had a wife and twelve children needed to move because his lease was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said … Continued

The father had let his son drive the car to a football match. But the boy had driven so fast that the worried father decided that he himself would drive home. About half way home another car suddenly shot out … Continued

Murphy opened the daily newspaper and was astonished to read in the obituary column that he had died. He immediately phoned his boss, Mr Finnegan. “Did you see the paper?” asked Murphy. “They say I died.” “Yes, I saw it!” … Continued

The only plumber in Dublin to charge reasonable rates died. Due to an administrative mix-up, he was sent to Hell. Eventually it was realised in Heaven that there was an honest plumber in the wrong place. St Peter got on … Continued

The priest in a village that was being heavily flooded told his parishoners, “Don’t move. God will not let us die.” All the people left the village, but the priest said the same thing. Eventually he had to get on … Continued

A fellow walked into a garage to buy a second-hand car. The salesman showed him a car and gave him the usual sales talk. “Is it a fast car?” inquired the prospective purchaser. “Fast!” said the salesman. “If you left … Continued