The only plumber in Dublin to charge reasonable rates died. Due to an administrative mix-up, he was sent to Hell. Eventually it was realised in Heaven that there was an honest plumber in the wrong place. St Peter got on the hotline to Satan.
“Have you got an honest plumber down there?”
“Yes”
“Well, send him up. He’s ours.”
“You can’t have him.”
“What do you mean?”
“Im getting him to put in air conditioning. It’s going to be really cool down here soon.”
“Send him up!” shouted St Peter. ” Or we’ll sue.”
The voice on the other end laughed.
“You’ll sue? And just where do you think you’ll get hold of a lawyer?”